Dylan 2020

America has a cancer.
And it's metastasizing.
It's time we do something.
It's time we fight back.
It's time we keep Oklahoma OK.

I'M DYLAN B. BANNON.

I'm a scientist.

I do computer stuff.

I'm fashionable.

I like monster trucks.

I like plants.

I like nature too.

And I want to keep Oklahoma OK.

Why you should vote for Dylan.

  • 1337 coder.
  • Goes to church (sometimes)
  • Has girlfriend (for now)
  • Drives van
  • 1 first author publication (in review).
  • Hates liberals.
  • Never gonna let you down.*
  • Never gonna give you up.**

*on purpose.
**because doesn't know better.

Show your support for Dylan

We have beautiful swag.

Check it out.

Keep Oklahoma OK hat. $20.

Dylan's beard. $5.

Dylan's phone (facsimile). $10.

Dylan's beard 4 pack. $15.

Help us keep Oklahoma OK.

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